Category Archives: Things that make you go Hmmm…

Use the force numbnuts. . .

Posted on November 22, 2012 by Simon Alexander

One of the side-effects from using the force clearly left me having just that, numb nuts. But onwards I go. . .

I suppose it’s a job related problem and not a Jedi related problem, really.

I can’t imagine, or simply don’t want to imagine either Yoda or Darth Vader having numbnuts and in any case, although it may actually go someway in explaining why Yoda spoke the way he did – I’d sooner not know. Continue reading →

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Another day at the funny farm…

Posted on February 21, 2011 by Simon Alexander

So, as all things in my life, curiosity got the better of me. By now I did need help, that was clear, not only was I struggling to eat the remains of my Croissant but I now had doubts on if I was eating it correctly, and if I could get another one ordered to my house as a backup, or if the inevitable happened and I found myself in some way suffering as a result of it, was eagerly anticipating medical advice and anti-Croissant treatment courtesy of their magical Hotline number. Continue reading →

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Bra-vo, another great design… Show your support!!!

Posted on February 21, 2011 by Simon Alexander

I’m ‘almost’ at a loss to explain the sheer delight in knowing that as well as complimentary Breasts accompanying my future rice plantation, they also sell a Bra that comes with a sushi set…

I won’t feel quite so bad ordering a number ’69’ from the local Oriental Chef in future, knowing that it probably does come with rice this time. Continue reading →

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Springtime Cleavage…

Posted on February 21, 2011 by Simon Alexander

Fashion recently has made a select number of people think that by going out revealing your pants is cool, ok, fashion is fashion, on some people it may suit, but if you weigh 300 lbs and you’ve seen some model looking fabulous in some magazine, then I don’t care what you think, you’re going to look like your about to explode as the imminent cheese wire scythes you in half. Continue reading →

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