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Volunteers wanted – Serious applicants only…
FCKDUP works in the field of Strawberries and other achene indehiscent fruits as well as the Exploitation and Trafficking of Honey Bees.
With ‘field’ intervention programmes we aim to inform and raise awareness of the public and the special social groups who are most at risk. Target groups will include and focus on fat people, people with no Toast, and those who still can’t believe it’s not butter.
We also aim to help provide specialised information and sugar free alternatives for Diabetics.
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Another day at the funny farm…
So, as all things in my life, curiosity got the better of me. By now I did need help, that was clear, not only was I struggling to eat the remains of my Croissant but I now had doubts on if I was eating it correctly, and if I could get another one ordered to my house as a backup, or if the inevitable happened and I found myself in some way suffering as a result of it, was eagerly anticipating medical advice and anti-Croissant treatment courtesy of their magical Hotline number. Continue reading
