Tag Archives: God
OMG…
Well, there was a particularly dissappointing turn out at Church this Sunday.
I expected to see a lot more of you out there than there was but by the time I sobered up I realised that I wasn’t actually in the Church, I was actually in my neighbours garage and what appeared to be the Vicar was just my shadow on the wall… Continue reading
How to get rich quick…
We open a Religious book store in Gainesville, Florida just selling the Koran. I can almost guarantee them flying off the shelves one way or another… I’d even do a buy one get one free deal just to attract all the right people. Then there’s all the other merchandise we could shift as well, Effigies etc… Flags always go down well too, lighter fuel, gasoline, and probably a good selection of Ammo as well as everyone loves a little more paranoia before a good Burning.
That confirms it then, I knew there was something missing from my old copy of the Bible, that whole burn everything non catholic section had been completely removed and the instructions for waging war on other religions had gone too… There wasn’t a single reference to Elton John either, I’m gutted… Continue reading
Holy Toast Batman, there’s a picture of Jesus on my Cheese Toastie…
Assuming it wasn’t a Photoshop job, its was just a vague image with a few things that may if you really thought long and hard about it, may resemble someone who had a beard and long hair. Lets face it, it could have been the singer out of ZZ TOP for all we know.
I’ve seen a fair share of uncanny things in my time. One of my ex-girlfriends often resembled the Devil, coincidence, NO, but what could I do. Had she appeared later on my toastie, then I really would have been worried, but she hasn’t so far, having said that I won’t be paying four and a half euro’s to find out just in case. Continue reading
Sunday and Religion…
Even whilst writing this, someone somewhere will have been killed because someone believed a higher entity told them to do it.
This isn’t religion, its called being ‘crazy’. The same ‘crazy’ that has killed people for centuries. Continue reading
