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OMG…
Well, there was a particularly dissappointing turn out at Church this Sunday.
I expected to see a lot more of you out there than there was but by the time I sobered up I realised that I wasn’t actually in the Church, I was actually in my neighbours garage and what appeared to be the Vicar was just my shadow on the wall… Continue reading
How to get rich quick…
We open a Religious book store in Gainesville, Florida just selling the Koran. I can almost guarantee them flying off the shelves one way or another… I’d even do a buy one get one free deal just to attract all the right people. Then there’s all the other merchandise we could shift as well, Effigies etc… Flags always go down well too, lighter fuel, gasoline, and probably a good selection of Ammo as well as everyone loves a little more paranoia before a good Burning.
That confirms it then, I knew there was something missing from my old copy of the Bible, that whole burn everything non catholic section had been completely removed and the instructions for waging war on other religions had gone too… There wasn’t a single reference to Elton John either, I’m gutted… Continue reading
